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Connor would like you to know that he worked at Geek Squad in high school.

It kinda makes sense.

His slogan is “in front of the clock”?

We think he once saw a coaster and got inspired.

Was he on shrooms at the time?

100%.

For someone who has never gotten a minute of playing time in any sport, we have no clue how Justin got the confidence he has.

He wanted us to write that diamonds are made under pressure.

But we’ve seen his paycheck and know he can’t afford a diamond.

So we’re gonna leave that part out.

Harrison loves the sound a push broom makes on concrete.

So much that he allowed us to record his reaction (that’s the push broom on the left, Harrison on the right).

Is his job stressful you ask?

Yes, that’s why he gambles all his money away playing pop-a-shot.

Cody would like you to think that he’s really good at Halo because he’s “played against pros”.

But what he’s really good at is not drinking alcohol.

This is Cody having a good time. Him not having a great time. And him the next day.

The picture of him on this page is actually taken from him sleeping in his bed – we just cropped out the bed and threw confetti at him.

Sandra tells us she’s 100% Japanese, but we keep telling her that’s no excuse to not talk to us.

Has anyone heard Sandra say ANYTHING?!

We’re beginning to worry.

Sandra.

Talk to us.

If having a stroke trying to pronounce her last name wasn’t enough, you should try high-fiving her small sausage fingers.

For every object she sees, she immediately asks herself if she can wear it on her head.

No Alexis, monitors are not headware.

Think she has something  good to offer? Don’t hold your breath.

Poor eyesight, bargain shopping, and The Office references is all you’ll get from Alexis.

Mary goes hard at everything in life.

Flag football on the beach? Check.

Potentially knocking dudes out? Check.

Eating on random couches and beds with lifesize cardboard cutouts of Aquaman, real seaweed, and a few sea urchins to keep things spicy? Double check.

Kyle is your typical, basic white dude

We mean, his name is Kyle, c’mon now.

Loves “ice cold IPA’s, weekend golf, fantasy football”

Enough with your bulls***, Kyle.

Tell the world about your OnlyFans page.

Being the offspring of Henry Ford and Thomas E. Wilson, Amy decided it wasn’t enough with just two dads.

She decided to recruit another dad, Albert Goodwill Spalding, and to keep things consistent, decided to just add “General Motors” to her last name.

She gets what she wants.

Especially during online shopping sprees after a little glass of wine.

Suffering from too much success, Reese is the world’s leading archivist of DJ Khaled Snapchat screenshots.

Want him to do something for you?

Just add the word, “Wagyu” next to it.

Don’t believe us? Then look at this.

Ever seen a guy smile while farting? Now you have.

As a recent graduate from Monchong University in Cell Block D, Beavis collects A LOT of denim clothing (more denim than you’d think).

How does he do it? He gives credit to his coleslaw addiction.

Maybe that’s why he has gas issues?

Before Mario joined the KlientBoost team, he asked a very important question that we were unsure of how to answer.
The conversation went something like this:

Mario: So the pay, benefits, and perks are cool and all, but can I make butts?

KlientBoost: Uhhhh… what do you mean by, butts?

Mario: Like, booty cheeks. Gluteus maximus, tush, you know, this thing.. (he then stands up on Zoom and turns around)

KlientBoost: Ahhhh… Thanks for the demonstration. We guess so?

Mario: Rad, I’m in.

And since then, he has produced some unique posteriors for us that you can find here, here, here, here, and here.

Elisha’s last name sounds like the sound you make when you take a bite of something that’s way too hot and you’re struggling with cooling it down without spitting it out.

No surprise that she calls herself an “ASMR enthusiast” – here’s her latest video.

Soon, she’s going to attempt eating cheese slices on Pop-Tarts.

Did we mention she’s not a Guinness World Record holder?

Emil’s the weird type of person that just falls asleep in weird places and hopes to wake up with a new tattoo.

That’s how he said he got his pineapple tattoo in Nicaragua and fruit family sleeve in Japan.

Do we believe him?

Yes, because he also shares the same lower back tattoo with his mom.

Gabe isn’t your typical marketer.

He’s tiny and hard to find.

What’s even worse is that he loves wet clay (it’s a weakness of his).

Has he watched Ghost with Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore?

No.

But does he know how to work the clay? Absolutely.

Travis was once sponsored by NBA basketball star Corey Maggette.

In his younger days, Travis was apparently good at golf, so “good” he had to hunt for sugar daddies for financial support.

Did he ever make any of his sugar daddies money?

No.

Ivette has a turtle named Myrtle and dog named Bog.

She also has a cat named Rat and a bird named Turd.

Is she the modern day Steve Irwin?

Yes.

When it comes to her auditing the SEO of potential clients.

You’ve never met a more American person than Courtney.

She got her first boyfriend using the pick up line: “On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?“

And if driving with the top off your Jeep, blasting Taylor Swift, and eating Freedom Fries doesn’t immediately make you want to pet your bald eagle, then can you really call yourself a patriot?

Also, her shower curtain is the Declaration of Independence.

Tiffany doesn’t give a f*** about what you think.

Not happy with the designs? Does it look like she cares?
Got a request? She’s already celebrating happy hour.

How is she such a bad ass?

We think it has something to do with 60% of her body not being water, but La Croix instead.

Pamplemousse, bitch.

For someone who’s insanely awkward, Lauren is insanely funny (sometimes).

She’s that quiet/weird type that just knows the perfect roast, but also holds back out of fear because the person might cry.

She says that she swam at the olympic trials, but we found evidence that wasn’t the case.