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The Agency That Sets The Marketing Bar
& Continues To Raise It

When other marketing agencies can't, our clients trust us
to keep delivering again and again.

From Hustling on Craigslist,
To Working With Billion-Dollar Companies

We didn’t get here by accident. We put in the time to work
on our craft with a focus of making progress every day.

  • Year 1:

    Do you even lift your conversion rates? We do, and we’ve always taken the harder right vs the easier wrong.

  • Year 3:

    Our balloon colors don’t match, but our swag sure does. We may not know how confetti cannons work, but damn do we know fashion.

  • Year 5:

    We’ve officially hit photo studio capacity. We had to take our $10 million annual recurring revenue party to the ocean.

  • Year 6:

    Hazmat suits and everything, COVID doesn’t stand a chance against the safety drip and confetti. Peep the celebration.

  • Year 7:

    We timed this milestone perfectly with our holiday party. Wanna take a sneak peek behind the scenes? Yea you do.

If You Know What We’re Made Of,
You’ll Know What We’re Capable Of

We hire, train, execute, & celebrate through the lens of our values.

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    We Push Ourselves
    From better marketing performance to Spartan races, we never stay content.
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    We’re Accountable
    We take ownership and initiative, we never point fingers but take responsibility.
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    We’re Resilient
    Things can get stressful & hard, we find solutions instead of complaining and learn too.
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    We’re Transparent
    Our clients see everything, our entire team knows everything about our agency.
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    We Focus On You
    We’re obsessed with your feedback, you drive our progress as we drive your growth.

Our Team Moves So Fast, It Was Hard
To Get Pictures That Weren’t Blurry

Class-clowns meet honor students that drive serious ROI,
without taking ourselves too seriously.

Stone Alvaro

Brand Videographer
"How Will This Scale?"
11
Years exp.

Founder of Hot Stone Massage, Inc (aka HSM), Stone spends 37% of his working day simply rubbing people at the office.

And as we thought he couldn’t be more entrepreneurial, he secures an influencer deal with Pantene.

He’s deathly afraid of confetti though.

 

 

 

Strengths
  • - His Body Hair
  • - Luxurious Lotions
  • - Not Confetti
Weaknesses
  • - His Height
  • - Working Out
  • - Confetti

Megan Ballard

Associate Project Manager
Live Event Junkie
05
Years exp.

Megan is really good at live tweeting during award shows.

Despite having the same follower count as Yasmine, Megan still continues to impress her mom who’s quickly ready with liking anything she tweets.

Where did she get the confidence from, you ask?

At the bottom of all her spicy happy hour margaritas.

Strengths
  • - Ashland Hard Seltzers
  • - Live Tweeting Award Shows
  • - Seattle Rain
Weaknesses
  • - Weekly Concerts
  • - Spicy Margs
  • - Happy Hours

Miguel Bolaños

Account Manager
Dave Chappelle's Mom's Loverboy
08
Years exp.

Miguel was raised by wolves.

Just like Selena Gomez.

Are they related?

Yes. But not in the genetic sense.

They both used to date Dave Chappelle’s mom and love pooping outdoors.

Strengths
  • - Dirt Pizzas
  • - Getting Lost & Loving It
  • - That F***ing Hair
Weaknesses
  • - Coffee, Chocolate, Whiskey (Combined)
  • - Dad Bod Fitness
  • - Yo Momma Jokes

Connor Bolin

Associate Director of Analytics
Pickle Juice
09
Years exp.

Connor would like you to know that he worked at Geek Squad in high school.

It kinda makes sense.

His slogan is “in front of the clock”?

We think he once saw a coaster and got inspired.

Was he on shrooms at the time?

100%.

Strengths
  • - Geek Squad
  • - Ice, Bug, Steel Types
  • - Having a Child
Weaknesses
  • - Chocolate Lava Cakes
  • - Numbers
  • - Counting

Lindsay Botticelli

Senior CRO Designer
Bubble Gum Ice Cream
05
Years exp.

Being the heiress of Sandro Botticelli, it makes sense that Lindsay’s creativity matches that of the Sistine Chapel.

Yea.

That’s a pretty big f***ing deal.

If it were true.

Instead, Lindsay eats cannolis.

 

Strengths
  • - Car Crying
  • - Elbow Licking
  • - 8 Dogs
Weaknesses
  • - Netflix & Netflix
  • - Moist Elbows
  • - Bowl Haircuts

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Justin Briones

Operations Manager
Bench Warmer
03
Years exp.

For someone who has never gotten a minute of playing time in any sport, we have no clue how Justin got the confidence he has.

He wanted us to write that diamonds are made under pressure.

But we’ve seen his paycheck and know he can’t afford a diamond.

So we’re gonna leave that part out.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Losing Bets
  • - Not Winning
  • - Not Betting
Weaknesses
  • - Betting
  • - Basketball
  • - Kobe Bryant Mentality

Dalton Buckingham

Front End Engineer
Billy Gates
07
Years exp.

Dalton has hit some rough patches lately.

– Kid’s birthday parties that he used to DJ for have been shut down due to COVID-19.
– He paid $120 for a $24 box of Omaha Steaks (without any potato gratin).
Stone stopped giving free Pantene Pro-V samples to him.

And to top it all off, his GoFundMe was featured on RuinMyWeek.com, only to be beat by the girl trying to raise money to remove her forehead tattoo.

#PrayersUp

Strengths
  • - Ping Pong Debt
  • - Anything Dank
  • - Kid Birthday Parties
Weaknesses
  • - Ping Pong
  • - Drinking IPA's
  • - Omaha Steak Valuations

Bobby Burkitt, Jr

Senior Account Manager
Flavortown Resident
05
Years exp.

Is Bobby a boring person?

The dude worked at Dollar Shave Club for four years and never shaved once.

Also, ask him about the challenge he did with Johnathan.

Talk about a badass (who needed money, and some epidermis).

 

 

Strengths
  • - Crocs
  • - Not Strength
  • - Slack Roasts
Weaknesses
  • - CEO Skin
  • - Guy Fieri
  • - White Claws

Harrison Carroll

Senior Account Manager
Game Room Junkie
06
Years exp.

Harrison loves the sound a push broom makes on concrete.

So much that he allowed us to record his reaction (that’s the push broom on the left, Harrison on the right).

Is his job stressful you ask?

Yes, that’s why he gambles all his money away playing pop-a-shot.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Hat Collection
  • - Looking Cute
  • - River Monsters
Weaknesses
  • - Pigeons
  • - Oil Spills
  • - Patagucci Sales

Jennifer Chambers

Director of Happiness
Chamber of Secrets
07
Years exp.

Jenn once planned our Christmas party on a boat, later to pass out at 6:32 PM on a chair due to intoxication.

Of course we took a picture of that (which we can’t find) and had the entire company sign a “Get Well Soon” card the next day.

We should be nice to her though.

It’s not easy being a previous Green Bay Packers linebacker who retired and joined KB because of a knee injury.

 

Strengths
  • - Mini Donkeys
  • - Cinnamon Rolls
  • - Moon Walking
Weaknesses
  • - Tequila
  • - Chairs
  • - Boats

Goals Hit? We Celebrate With Mai-Tais

We went to the island of O'ahu
for our $500K MRR celebration and got sunburned.

Bethany Chase

Office Manager
Everbody's Mom
06
Years exp.

Who else has a soft spot for rollerblading while wine tasting?

If it wasn’t for Christmas decorations, then we’re sure Beth would be the Michael Jordan of Roller Derbys.

Instead, she has that one month out of the year that complete f***s with her training routine.

Here’s a look at her last practice.

Not good.

Strengths
  • - Birth Doula'ing
  • - Sports Bandwagon'ing
  • - Graz'ing Board'ing Eat'ing
Weaknesses
  • - Pebble Ice
  • - Justin Bieber
  • - Expensive Pajamas

Cody Chase

Senior Conversion Designer
Emoji Emperor
11
Years exp.

Cody would like you to think that he’s really good at Halo because he’s “played against pros”.

But what he’s really good at is not drinking alcohol.

This is Cody having a good time. Him not having a great time. And him the next day.

The picture of him on this page is actually taken from him sleeping in his bed – we just cropped out the bed and threw confetti at him.

 

Strengths
  • - Really Snobby Coffee
  • - Dark Humor
  • - ASMR Videos
Weaknesses
  • - Halo (The Video Game)
  • - High Wind Speeds
  • - Banger Songs

Rob Childers

Senior Paid Strategist
Star Wars BDSM
10
Years exp.

NERD ALERT

You know you’re in deep when you justify enjoying:
– The Book of Boba Fett
– The Rise of Skywalker
– & Jabba The Hutt (in general)

His favorite candy is Skittles because it starts with the same letter as Star Wars?!

Jesus, Rob.

Strengths
  • - Is BB Hungry? No BB8
  • - Toyodas
  • - Pizza Hutt
Weaknesses
  • - The Color Purple
  • - Anything That Resembles a Light Saber
  • - Tottenham Huttspurs

Sandra Corliss

Junior Accountant
Donut Diva
05
Years exp.

Sandra tells us she’s 100% Japanese, but we keep telling her that’s no excuse to not talk to us.

Has anyone heard Sandra say ANYTHING?!

We’re beginning to worry.

Sandra.

Talk to us.

Strengths
  • - Cat Whispering
  • - Public Speaking
  • - ASMR Videos
Weaknesses
  • - Sprinkled Donuts
  • - Old Fashioned Donuts
  • - Did We Mention Donuts?

Vincent Correa

Campaign Manager
Classic Bro
05
Years exp.

Vincent: “Knock knock”

KlientBoost: “Who’s there?”

Vincent: “The Jay-Z of Digital Marketing”

KlientBoost: “Who?”

Vincent: “The Jay-Z of….”

KlientBoost:Cares?

 

Strengths
  • - Funky Beats
  • - Non-Fitting Clothes
  • - Supa Hot Fire
Weaknesses
  • - T-Shirt Businesses
  • - Kidz Bop 37
  • - Under Armour

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Alexis D’Zmura

Growth Strategist
Unhealthy Hat Obsession
01
Years exp.

If having a stroke trying to pronounce her last name wasn’t enough, you should try high-fiving her small sausage fingers.

For every object she sees, she immediately asks herself if she can wear it on her head.

No Alexis, monitors are not headware.

Think she has something  good to offer? Don’t hold your breath.

Poor eyesight, bargain shopping, and The Office references is all you’ll get from Alexis.

Strengths
  • - Squatting
  • - Tell You She's Croatian
  • - Ice/Water Ratios
Weaknesses
  • - Jokes In General
  • - Being Funny
  • - Anything Country

Johnathan Dane

Founder
Plastic Gold Chain Enthusiast
420
Years exp.

Johnathan has a spending problem. Don’t believe us?

How about a 26’ inflatable Santa, one of everything on restaurant menus, four ping pong tables, and a Onewheel skateboard that almost took his life, just to name a few.

He also thinks he’s an Instagram influencer with hopes and dreams of being sponsored by Truff Sauce, Nike, Space Jam, and the country of Denmark.

If you work with any of these organizations please hit him up @GoldChainDane and end our misery.

Strengths
  • - Confetti Cannons
  • - Not Basketball
  • - Big Ass T-Shirts
Weaknesses
  • - Sugary Hot Sauces
  • - Instagram Filters
  • - Foosball

Mary Descalso

Account Manager
"The Tall One"
07
Years exp.

Mary goes hard at everything in life.

Flag football on the beach? Check.

Potentially knocking dudes out? Check.

Eating on random couches and beds with lifesize cardboard cutouts of Aquaman, real seaweed, and a few sea urchins to keep things spicy? Double check.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Eating In Beds
  • - Being Almost 6 Feet Tall
  • - Lifesize Cardboard Jason Mamoas
Weaknesses
  • - The Trash In General
  • - Racoons
  • - Trash TV Too

Michael Dunsterville

Junior Developer
Ayy Mami
05
Years exp.

For someone who continuously likes to touch his own butt (see previous photoshoot pic here), Michael is surprisingly hands off.

Being the top Spotify ASMR artist 3 years in a row, Michael has won numerous (2) internal Grammys for his #1 track: “Sippin’ on La Croix

Okay, we lied.

But he does like touching his own butt.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Sexy Sax Man'ing
  • - Hosting Trivia
  • - Sippin' La Croix
Weaknesses
  • - Thicc Mamies
  • - Chic-fil-A
  • - Girthy Bananas

Kyle Durkan

Account Manager
Basic White Dude
11
Years exp.

Kyle is your typical, basic white dude

We mean, his name is Kyle, c’mon now.

Loves “ice cold IPA’s, weekend golf, fantasy football”

Enough with your bulls***, Kyle.

Tell the world about your OnlyFans page.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Webcams
  • - Hanging With Chads
  • - Monster Energy
Weaknesses
  • - Crunchy Tacos
  • - Ice Cold IPA's
  • - Saying No

See What We're Up To on Instagram

No food pics, we promise.
Just a ton of awful filter choices by our CEO.

Truman Fischesser

Senior Paid Strategist
"Prank Sinatra"
07
Years exp.

Oh look! Another last name that terrifies us.

Truman was a professional croquet player before lying to us about it.

Now he tells us he used to take breakdancing classes at the age of 12?

Like, you literally have to take numerous breaks from dancing with him to avoid embarrassment.

Ha!

Suck it, Truman.

Strengths
  • - Snooze Buttons
  • - Breakdancing
  • - Rock, Paper, Scissors
Weaknesses
  • - Leg Day
  • - In-N-Out Milkshakes
  • - BuzzFeed Quizzes

Kendra Fisher

Inbound Growth Strategist
Queen of Accidents
07
Years exp.

Kendra “accidentally” placed third in a marathon.

She “accidentally” flew to London during lockdown for a 36 hour vacation.

She “accidentally” runs Ina Garten’s (Barefoot Contessa) fan club of 103,704 members.

You’re f***ing wild, Kendra.

Never change.

Strengths
  • - Punishing Her Body
  • - Workout Vacations
  • - Any Sport But Volleyball
Weaknesses
  • - Ina Garten's Feet
  • - Food Network
  • - Food

Amy Ford-Wilson-Spalding-General-Motors

Account Coordinator
Prosecco Princess
07
Years exp.

Being the offspring of Henry Ford and Thomas E. Wilson, Amy decided it wasn’t enough with just two dads.

She decided to recruit another dad, Albert Goodwill Spalding, and to keep things consistent, decided to just add “General Motors” to her last name.

She gets what she wants.

Especially during online shopping sprees after a little glass of wine.

Strengths
  • - Hat Game
  • - Fascinators
  • - Sweaty Brims
Weaknesses
  • - Paul Rudd
  • - Chips & Guac
  • - Bubbly Alcohol

Jordyn Frary

Account Manager
2nd Best Karaoke Star
10
Years exp.

Being the former brand ambassador, spokesperson, and fake CMO of Norms Restaurants, Jordyn knows a thing or two about marketing and steak for breakfast.

What are those things?

  1. You can’t outrun 70s interior design, but you can try
  2. Not a lot of people eat a 1 pound porterhouse steak & eggs for breakfast

What’s also cool about Jordyn you ask?

She keeps pushing the envelope with her latest attempt of eating pasta while thrift shopping.

Strengths
  • - Party Planning Committees (PPC)
  • - Is Shopping One?
  • - London Bridge by Fergie
Weaknesses
  • - Rigatoni
  • - Fettucini
  • - Spaghetti

Reese Garcia

Director of eCommerce
"Buy This Shit"
07
Years exp.

Suffering from too much success, Reese is the world’s leading archivist of DJ Khaled Snapchat screenshots.

Want him to do something for you?

Just add the word, “Wagyu” next to it.

Don’t believe us? Then look at this.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Drumming
  • - Smooth Butter Voice
  • - Imaginary Purse Holding
Weaknesses
  • - Over-Priced Restaurants
  • - Ping Pong
  • - Any Motor Skill

See What People Are Saying About Us

We're really good at tooting our own horn, but it's more fun when others do it.

Chris Gonzalez

Senior Account Manager
"Haha, Ya"
03
Years exp.

You know the type of person who’s extremely athletic and everything just comes natural to them?

That’s not Chris.

Okay, but do you know that type of person who knows everything about sports and is super into fantasy sports too?

That’s also not Chris.

Haha, ya

 

Strengths
  • - Treating Himself
  • - Nothing Athletic
  • - Not Chocolate
Weaknesses
  • - Any Calories
  • - Grown Boy Drinks
  • - Athletics

Hannah Hanson

Marketing Intern
Chic-fil-A on Sundays
02
Years exp.

Best part about having interns is that you can get them to do almost anything.

Set up Christmas lights? Check.
Hide Smirnoff Ice’s? Check.
Learn a little bit of marketing? Check.

We’re just waiting until we can send Hannah to go buy us more alcohol.

True intern ROI.

Strengths
  • - Thrift Shopping
  • - Just Dance
  • - Going & Getting Things
Weaknesses
  • - Taking Dogs on Walks
  • - Javier's
  • - TikTok Choreography

Beavis Hari

Lead Designer
Denim Daddy
10
Years exp.

Ever seen a guy smile while farting? Now you have.

As a recent graduate from Monchong University in Cell Block D, Beavis collects A LOT of denim clothing (more denim than you’d think).

How does he do it? He gives credit to his coleslaw addiction.

Maybe that’s why he has gas issues?

 

 

Strengths
  • - Brian Dao Spirit
  • - Buss Down
  • - 420 All Day
Weaknesses
  • - Forehead Veins
  • - Butter Humans
  • - Glen Coco

Israel Hinojosa

CRO Designer
Plant Daddy
09
Years exp.

In classic American style, Izzy thinks it’s worth noting that he “back packed” in Europe for two months.

Wow, Izzy.

That’s “impressive”.

You know what’s impressive?

Your inability to kick a soccer ball ⚽️.

Strengths
  • - Mexican "Medical Schools"
  • - Double Joint(ed)
  • - Impressing Parents
Weaknesses
  • - Soccer
  • - Football (European Version)
  • - Fútbol

Matt Hurst

Senior Growth Strategist
Creeper 'Stache
06
Years exp.

Before coming to KlientBoost, Matt used to be phenomenal at spelling.

Admiring Lance Armstrong while growing up (the doping part, not cycling), he’s now an avid smoker.

We’ve told him that he can do drugs without the bike riding part, but he insists on having the body weight (and shape) of a 12 year old boy.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Not Sports
  • - Not Dancing
  • - Mustache Growing
Weaknesses
  • - Positivity
  • - Happiness
  • - 90 Day Fiancé

Why Are We Called KlientBoost?

/ˈklīəntbo͞ost/ - We honestly f'ed up. It's hard to pronounce, we get it.
But now it's also too late to change it.

Mario Jacome

Head of Brand Design
Here's The Thing...
15
Years exp.

Before Mario joined the KlientBoost team, he asked a very important question that we were unsure of how to answer.
The conversation went something like this:

Mario: So the pay, benefits, and perks are cool and all, but can I make butts?

KlientBoost: Uhhhh… what do you mean by, butts?

Mario: Like, booty cheeks. Gluteus maximus, tush, you know, this thing.. (he then stands up on Zoom and turns around)

KlientBoost: Ahhhh… Thanks for the demonstration. We guess so?

Mario: Rad, I’m in.

And since then, he has produced some unique posteriors for us that you can find here, here, here, here, and here.

Strengths
  • - Drawing Stick Figures
  • - Pretending To Be in a Band
  • - Onions
Weaknesses
  • - Anything Collectible
  • - The Backyardigans
  • - Being Funny

Jordan Kaatz

CRO Designer
Boss Ass B****
03
Years exp.

When Jordan was ten years old, her tooth got knocked out while playing soccer – coach still made her play the rest of the game (swag).

She says her name is Jordan “Kaatz” because she’s always ready to “pounce”.

After she told us that, we were like.

We had to give her a subscription to Ancestry.com to show her family tree and explain how last names work.

 

Strengths
  • - Poodle Hair
  • - Pouncing People
  • - Midnight McDonald's
Weaknesses
  • - Magic Mushrooms
  • - In-N-Out Burger
  • - Umbrella by Rihanna

Tyler Mabery

Senior Conversion Designer
Pizza Parties
15
Years exp.

We don’t know where Tyler spends his time, but he was once at a bank that got robbed.

He was also held up at gunpoint with his grandma at a HomeTown Buffet.

He’s not the only person willing to get a KlientBoost tattoo.

He also plays banjo.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Being Dope
  • - Being Sick
  • - Being Chill
Weaknesses
  • - Supporting The Raiders
  • - Writing About Myself
  • - Crippling Insecurity

Elisha Manassa

Senior Account Manager
ASMR Enthusiast
13
Years exp.

Elisha’s last name sounds like the sound you make when you take a bite of something that’s way too hot and you’re struggling with cooling it down without spitting it out.

No surprise that she calls herself an “ASMR enthusiast” – here’s her latest video.

Soon, she’s going to attempt eating cheese slices on Pop-Tarts.

Did we mention she’s not a Guinness World Record holder?

 

Strengths
  • - Discount Cheese
  • - Mermaid Items
  • - Not Walking Over Grates
Weaknesses
  • - Microphones
  • - 420 Degree Cheese
  • - Mouth Icepacks

Ali Nailor

CRO Designer
Candle Connoisseur
07
Years exp.

Ali is 8 foot, 3 inches tall.

And we didn’t even have to measure her.

We could tell by the altitude of the confetti pop.

No wonder she assisted on a cataract surgery at age 16.

#OverAchiever

Strengths
  • - Jane Austen Denim Jackets
  • - Olive Garden Discounts
  • - Early Hydro Flask Adopting
Weaknesses
  • - Hot Wax
  • - Love Island
  • - Real Candles on Islands

See How We Push Ourselves

We got 67% of the company to do a Spartan race.
Will we do it again? Absolutely not.

Emil Narragon

Senior Account Manager
Surf's Up, Loser
04
Years exp.

Emil’s the weird type of person that just falls asleep in weird places and hopes to wake up with a new tattoo.

That’s how he said he got his pineapple tattoo in Nicaragua and fruit family sleeve in Japan.

Do we believe him?

Yes, because he also shares the same lower back tattoo with his mom.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Tandem Sky Dives
  • - Fruit Tattoos
  • - White Belts?
Weaknesses
  • - Nostril Leakage
  • - Office Massage Seconds
  • - Pounding Cheese Pizza

Matt Nelson

Director of Paid Social
Father Figure > Dad Bod
06
Years exp.

Have you ever worked with a celebrity? Neither has Matt, because he is one.

During his high school years, Matt was chosen to be on a popular MTV show.

He likes to think of himself as a “bad boy”, and while he doesn’t get paid a regular salary, he does gets paid in Red Lobster gift cards.

If he does an exceptional job, then we’ll make it fancier for him and give him a Cheesecake Factory gift card.

 

Strengths
  • - Not Foosball
  • - Not Mario Kart
  • - Not Jokes
Weaknesses
  • - Olive Garden
  • - Applebees
  • - Chilis

Jonathan Nguyen

Director of Finance
No Supreme For You
09
Years exp.

We asked if we could call Jonathan our “Director of Cash/Money“, but he wasn’t with it.

He says he likes WAP.

Warm, Affectionate, and Passionate people.

Good thing he works with the most empathetic person on our team, Richard.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Eating Spicy Things
  • - Frugality
  • - Eating Cheap Spicy Things
Weaknesses
  • - Romantic Comedies
  • - Cardi B
  • - LeBron James

Nicolette Norris

SEO Content Editor
Gangster Rap Burritos
12
Years exp.

Nicolette got her foot run over at age 12 and broke ZERO bones.

What she didn’t tell us was that it was a tricycle.

In her dreams.

From a Sesame Street episode she watched.

Her biggest fear today is the Fire Elmo GIF.

Strengths
  • - Cookie Butter Lattes?
  • - Not Making Grammar Mistakes
  • - Cats & Seinfeld
Weaknesses
  • - Disney Singalongs
  • - Pandemic Eating
  • - Being Extra

Connor Paschke-Strawn

Senior Paid Strategist
PPC Jesus
06
Years exp.

Connor has this weird halo about him.

During his interview he oddly kept saying: “The CTR is not my son, but I will raise it”.

He’s such a magnetic personality that he was even kidnapped in Thailand (as an adult).

He has also hiked a volcano in sandals.

Who the f*** did we hire?

Strengths
  • - Turning Water Into Revenue
  • - Not Getting Wet Sandals
  • - Driving Christlers
Weaknesses
  • - Travel By Donkey
  • - Sandals
  • - Tunics

Come Visit Our Beautiful Costa Mesa Headquarters

That's the actual map of the area.
Our building is a treasure chest. It's beautiful.

Gabriel Peralta

Senior Paid Strategist
Bad Bunny's Brother
08
Years exp.

Gabe isn’t your typical marketer.

He’s tiny and hard to find.

What’s even worse is that he loves wet clay (it’s a weakness of his).

Has he watched Ghost with Patrick Swayze & Demi Moore?

No.

But does he know how to work the clay? Absolutely.

Strengths
  • - Kickball
  • - Kick a Ball
  • - Balls That Need Kicking
Weaknesses
  • - Wet Clay
  • - Orientation In Venice
  • - Boba Balls

Robbie Riley

Account Manager
Horrible Flip Cupper
06
Years exp.

Before Robbie’s interview, he emailed us that he has “worked on music videos for The Weekend, Ariana Grande, Bruno Mars, Nikki Minaj and others.”

We said LOL.

It’s “The Weeknd” and “Nicki Minaj“.

So even though he’s a liar, we still hired him.

Strengths
  • - Air Frying Everything
  • - Peer Pressuring
  • - Talking Too Much
Weaknesses
  • - Air Frying Everything
  • - Boasting About Celebrities
  • - Spelling

Emily Rosales

Marketing Coordinator
Dog Certified
03
Years exp.

Emily says she can tell when people are lying to her, but she’s also the most gullible person at the office.

We’ll ask how that’s working out for her, and instead of answering, she pulls out her dog sticker book instead.

Weird right? We know.

She also paints her boyfriends toenails while he’s sleeping

 

 

Strengths
  • - Dog Knowledge
  • - Dreaming In Spanish
  • - Not Cheese
Weaknesses
  • - Lactose Farting
  • - Gossip Girl
  • - Whips & (Dog) Collars

Travis Russell

Account Manager
Corey Maggette's B****
03
Years exp.

Travis was once sponsored by NBA basketball star Corey Maggette.

In his younger days, Travis was apparently good at golf, so “good” he had to hunt for sugar daddies for financial support.

Did he ever make any of his sugar daddies money?

No.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Coors Light
  • - Eric Church
  • - Mini Fridges
Weaknesses
  • - Ugly Tattoos
  • - Golf Hats
  • - Talking About Golf

Shelby Schuesler

Marketing Intern
Elderly Woman
02
Years exp.

Growing up in the poor streets of the Czech Republic, Shelby came to the US determined to be a pro baller.

She quickly found out that ball isn’t life, but instead that Czech meatballs are.

Now that hoops dreams are off the table, she tells us that she aspires to have as much drip as an A$AP Rocky Babushka.

But we hate to tell her that her salary might only allow her to look like a true babushka (with no dental insurance either. Gotta stay on brand).

Strengths
  • - Flaking On Friends
  • - Slappin' Da Bass
  • - Losing
Weaknesses
  • - Dumplings
  • - Lacking "Drip"
  • - Hannah Hanson

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It's time we come clean. We do a lot of things, but we don't...

  • Focus on vanity metrics
  • Wear suits
  • Hesitate to challenge assumptions
  • Have enough parking
  • Expect you to have read this far

Regina Sirko

Senior Account Manager
Honey Badger
11
Years exp.

Regina is super good at pretending she knows what she’s talking about & then convinces herself she’s now an expert.

Like how she thinks it’s impressive to tell us she went to school with Jerry Rice’s kids?

Who gives a f***, Regina?

That ain’t no supa hot fire.

 

 

 

Strengths
  • - Instagram Stalking
  • - Not Giving F***s
  • - Morning Tequila
Weaknesses
  • - Afternoon Tequila
  • - Dance Moms
  • - Anything "Edible"

Ivette Solorio

Flower Girl CEO
08
Years exp.

Ivette has a turtle named Myrtle and dog named Bog.

She also has a cat named Rat and a bird named Turd.

Is she the modern day Steve Irwin?

Yes.

When it comes to her auditing the SEO of potential clients.

Strengths
  • - Flower Girling
  • - Uncle Collecting
  • - Wedding Attending
Weaknesses
  • - Pet Names
  • - Pet Hoarding
  • - Low Quality Chocolates

Patrick Stephenson

Senior Account Manager
Americal Idol Wannabe
12
Years exp.

Being a sharp dresser himself, Patrick doesn’t let first impressions happen by chance.

That’s why he always wins “Best Dressed” at KlientBoost.

What’s his secret you ask?

Don’t tell him we told you, but here you go: https://www.walmart.com/browse/ryan-seacrest-distinction/

Remember.

Strengths
  • - Not Beating John Wall
  • - Talking Shit To Nicholas Sparks
  • - Having "Dinner" w/ Maria Taylor
Weaknesses
  • - Ryan Seacrest
  • - Ryan Seacrest's Clothing Line
  • - KUWTK

Courtney Taylor

Campaign Director
T Swift 4 Lyfe
07
Years exp.

You’ve never met a more American person than Courtney.

She got her first boyfriend using the pick up line: On a scale from one to America, how free are you tonight?

And if driving with the top off your Jeep, blasting Taylor Swift, and eating Freedom Fries doesn’t immediately make you want to pet your bald eagle, then can you really call yourself a patriot?

Also, her shower curtain is the Declaration of Independence.

 

Strengths
  • - Pew Pew
  • - Tae-Kwon-Do
  • - Stick Shifting
Weaknesses
  • - Lychee Martinis
  • - Mickey Mouse
  • - Scented Candles

Apryl Thimsen

Paid Strategist
Minnie Mouse's Clone
04
Years exp.

You know types of people who have superglued Minnie Mouse ears to their skull?

That’s Apryl.

Thinking that going to Disneyland will solve all her problems is the funnies thing we’ve ever experienced.

She does know that Disneyland is more expensive than therapy.

Right?

Strengths
  • - Disney Marathons (The Running Kind)
  • - Chick-Fil-A Syrup
  • - Disneyland Therapy
Weaknesses
  • - Any Kind of Syrup
  • - Chick-Fil-A Syrup
  • - Car Syrup (Aka Oil)

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Phil Tran

CRO Strategist
Ratchet DJ
-9.7
Years exp.

Hanging with Phil is like going back in time.

To a time where laughing happens more often.

To a time that was simpler.

To a time where you have enough time to watch Karen Freakout compilations on YouTube (10 million views. Seriously worth the watch).

Strengths
  • - Ostrich Rodeo'ing
  • - Yoddl'ing
  • - Ratchet DJ'ing
Weaknesses
  • - Moist Elbows
  • - Vine (Yes. That One)
  • - The Bench Press

Tiffany Tran

Lead Designer
Woke Up In a New Spaghetti
11
Years exp.

Tiffany doesn’t give a f*** about what you think.

Not happy with the designs? Does it look like she cares?
Got a request? She’s already celebrating happy hour.

How is she such a bad ass?

We think it has something to do with 60% of her body not being water, but La Croix instead.

Pamplemousse, bitch.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Breaking Ankles
  • - Making Others Laugh
  • - Chocolate Chip Cookies
Weaknesses
  • - Trash Celebrity Gossip
  • - Off-Brand Bejeweled Games
  • - Cat Feet

Richard Uruchurtu

Chief Operating Officer
Suspicious Android
09
Years exp.

If there’s one thing you should never do with Richard, it’s watch Hotline Bling by Drake.

Richard loves music videos, but will tear them apart.

Similar to how he tears up the dance floor.

P.S. His first name is pronounced “RICH-urd”

 

 

Strengths
  • - Basque Cider
  • - Uncooked S'Mores
  • - Music Video Critiques
Weaknesses
  • - Empathy
  • - Emotion
  • - Empathy

Jaime Vallinas

Senior Campaign Manager
Courage & Caves
04
Years exp.

Call him old fashioned, but Jaime’s guiltiest pleasures is taking photos.

Photos of what you ask? 

We don’t ask those kinds of questions.

He says he’s had a NFC chip implant once, but he won’t tell us where it was on his body or what it did.

We’ll figure this out and report back.

 

 

Strengths
  • - NFC Chip Implants
  • - Jurassic Weddings
  • - Being a Girl/Boy Dad
Weaknesses
  • - Night Lights
  • - REESE'S Peanut Butter Cups
  • - Puppies

Kimball Vaughn

Account Manager
"Get Me Kleenex"
06
Years exp.

Born and raised in Utah, Kimball got the short end of the stick when his LDS church sent him on a mission… to Salt Lake City.

Beating depression with George, Kimball started working on another passion of his – cooking meatball alfredo subs (this is him, but not his hand).

Is he allergic to homemade tomato sauce and confetti?

They say a picture is worth a thousand words.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Weighing Food
  • - Mimicking Foreign Accents
  • - Slack Roasting People
Weaknesses
  • - Bad Eye Sight
  • - Sitting Still
  • - Potato Chips

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Lauren Vosseler

Account Manager
Olympic Swimmer Reject
04
Years exp.

For someone who’s insanely awkward, Lauren is insanely funny (sometimes).

She’s that quiet/weird type that just knows the perfect roast, but also holds back out of fear because the person might cry.

She says that she swam at the olympic trials, but we found evidence that wasn’t the case.

 

 

Strengths
  • - Roasting Others
  • - Worming @ Parties
  • - Shower Beers
Weaknesses
  • - Dad Jokes
  • - Smirnoff Ice
  • - Anything Alcohol

Brandon Whetnight

Account Manager
Didn't Go Pro In Baseball
05
Years exp.

If one thing’s for sure, Brandon is not “wet” on the basketball court.

Earning the nickname “Dryday”, Brandon deals with constant bullying at KlientBoost.

Seeking comfort in “Short Range Jordan Huynh“, both spend most of their days looking at YouTube tutorial videos on how to beat Johnathan Dane.

Little do they know that’s impossible, because he also writes these bios.

Double L, Brandon.

Strengths
  • - Touching Rim
  • - High School Memories
  • - Cold Brew Showers
Weaknesses
  • - Saying No To His Girlfriend?
  • - Does He Even Have..
  • - Pretend? Okay Got It